I’ve never watched an episode of Game of Thrones in my life and even I know that you don’t fuck with the blonde dragon lady.
and that the kid with the crown is the human version of period cramps
and jon snow is ned stark’s bastard
that’s the show
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
I’m 5 foot 3 inches, I’m a girl, and I weigh 117 pounds. My dad thinks I need to lose weight. Reblog this if you think he’s wrong please I’m not allowed to eat breakfast anymore
no wait, are you being serious right now
what the hell…
but but breakfast is the most important meal of the day. it actually speeds up your metabolism
And what about second breakfast!?
It all seemed too easy, way too easy..